Yikes! I’m at my first school-parent’s party. What do I do when I discover I’m on the menu?

There are no leery eyed stares, just people enjoying a luxurious party with all the trimmings, fresh delectable canapés, chilled golden flutes of erupting French champagne and two-legged predators with smiles of inarticulate longing. … More Yikes! I’m at my first school-parent’s party. What do I do when I discover I’m on the menu?